The singer Pink has announced few days ago that she and her husband are expecting their first child (but may be due to pregnancy or may opt for a more traditional method and wait for the stork coming from Paris). The 31 year old singer is married to motocross racer Carey Hart being the father of the child will automatically receive the title of bravest man in the world to risk intimacy with Pink , which is considered the most dangerous extreme sport world (only surpassed by the need to deworm Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton).The singer revealed that it takes 12 weeks of pregnancy, although it may be unpleasantly surprised when an ultrasound and found not a baby but a parasite that has Mars in the stomach and was inserted through the navel believing it a new type of piercing (note for the singer, piercings usually do not cry or ask please do not mess around, would rather be boiled in oil rather than touch that elephant skin).
If the child comes to term and put into the arms of the singer I'm sure his first words are - Give me up for adoption now -
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